Ratzafratz

My name is C. Rank, head of Mall Security.

Some inhabitants of the mall refer to me as Crank.

Anyone using this term will be banned from the mall for a period of one month. This is to give the perp time to think about disrespecting an officer of the mall.

I’m on patrol everyday looking for certain rodent infestations.

Any help by a civilian, such as yourself, resulting in the capture of the pest, will get a free cookie from the Cookie Nook or twenty minutes in the massage chair at Bling and Chachki’s.

If you see a rat in the mall, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPREHEND IT! These animals are cunning. Alert mall security immediately.

I have attached renderings of myself, so that you can easily identify me, if the situation were to arise.

That is all,

C. Rank

Ps. Have a good day.

Eeee blabla cuorrinnni con rhuuuummba Raaazzzffrrzz. (I’m starring in a cartoon with my roommates called Ratzafratz!).

EEEiiiiioooo Mnnnnnn ba plpllayycrrddd. (I like to eat cardboard, don’t you?)

Miooooo Popo Zowie Flam Kickaz. (Don’t my poses rock?)

Cheeeeoooowwww, (Later)

Squuuueewwk (Squawk)

I was unsure, at first, if I had what it takes to be in a Frederator short. Then my best buddy Urban told me, Uhh I mean, convinced me that we are bound by toon ethics to bring smiles to the young and young at heart everywhere.

I’ll do my best not to let you and everyone else in the whole wide world down.

Here are my first dramatic poses for the cinema.

I’m kinda cool, don’t you think?

Cyrus

Ps. I’m not a loser, whatever Urban says.

So I agreed to be in this Frederator Ratzafratz! short, cause these two yahoo’s offered me some grub. Make no mistake, it’s my star quality that will make this toon shine, so don’t be crowding me when it’s time for chow.

Like my poses, ya losers?

Urban

Hey Heprats,

Cyrus, Urban and Squawk get down to the warm sounds that get around.

Everything old is new again and vinyl is a good way to blast back into time.

To add to the glory of the sounds within, the inspired artwork of the covers is art.

Cyrus likes the sounds, Urban likes the art and Squawk likes the taste.

Explore the warmth. Search your attic or ask someone who is in the know. Garage sales and flea markets are calling you.

The Ratzafratzers

The Ratzafratzers were strolling down toy lane today and many names popped up.

Major Matt Mason
Incredible Edibles
Johnny Astro
Fighting Men
Stretch Armstrong
Fort Apache
Odd Ogg
Mr. Machine
Robot Commando
The Great Garloo

These were great toys that worked your imagination.

They still live on today in people’s memories and ebay. Check them out.

What’s your favorite?

It seems that many friendly gentlemen’s bets are being placed all around the Frederator condo.

“Tiger” Kinman has agreed to a round of pitch and putt golf. On ONE of the nine holes, Jack must achieve the amazing feet of getting par or face utter humiliation.

Pitch and putt golf is a nine hole course with three par holes. You only need two golf clubs.

There’s no pressure Jack.

All of Frederator and the world are watching.

The Ratzafratzers

Ps. Nunan, Nuunan, Nuuunnnnaaaaan

Today is Pen Wards last day. His second short “The Bravest Warriors” is off to animation.

He has had to endure three rats (actually, just two) causing incessant commotion next door and has proved himself up to the task of smacking them around in the head with rolled up newspapers and knitting needles.

Ratzafratz! Thinks Penn is the real deal and bow to his talent. His first short “Adventure Time” was a rocking trip through a psyche ward. His cartoon elicited a wide range of audience reactions. There was raucous laughter, nervous giggles and in a few cases stunned, wide eyed bewilderment. In other words, an original cartoon, which is a welcome addition to this world.

We look forward to the “Warriors” providing the same.

We will miss ye,

The Ratzafratzers!

Our mall walker is trying her best to teach Crank, the mall security guard how this whole blog thing works. It is an uphill battle to say the least.

Here is the mall walker’s lesson for the day.

How the name “Blog” came about.

Use this mathematical formula:

Web + Log = WeBlog - We = Blog

End of lesson.