MooBeard: The Cow Pirate

Holy Cow!!!!!
I feel like a lucky cow!!!!
Thanks, Kyle!!!!!!
I love the lucky Moobeard Cow!!!!!
Talk soon!
Jeff

My teacher got to play in the parade in NYC today. He plays the bagpipes and is in the front line. On thursday he played for us the ENTIRE class, he was soo good at it! Talk soon Moobeard!! -Steve

Hey Kyle, I finally downloaded MB’s theme song and I cant get get out of my head! It’s so catchy that there’s bound to be an unauthorized “Jingle-Bells, Bat-Man Smells” version of it floating around the playgrounds of America soon enough. Something along the lines of:

Who’s the Bovine Bucaneer?/
Nick wont let him have a beer/
He know’s for sure if SpongeBob’s queer/
MooBeard is his name/

But Moo-Beard’s hardcore underground popularity will be so strong that a rap-remix is destined to emerge-

Who’s the bovine bucaneer?/
Decked out in the pimpest gear/
He’ll slap some ho’s and shoot your rear/
M***F**’n Moo-Beard is his name/

And around the holidays, certainly we’ll all be hearing a fair amount of-

Who’s the Bovine Bucaneer?/
Filling all our hearts with cheer/
Christian, Jew, or Presbyter (ian)/
MooBeard is his name/

But I know when your show comes out, Arica and I will be both be singing-

Who’s that standing on the prow?/
Sailing seas to sieze some chow/
Well look out, ’cause holy cow/
MooBeard is his name/

Who’s the Bovine Buccaneer?/
Finally he’s made it here!/
Let’s TiVo his world premiere!/
Moo-Beard is his name!/

-Cap’m HirschBeard

Wheee!! I love the Irish MooBeard!! Nice job Kyle!

Holy crap! This site has random background and colour schemes!

Oh, I like the cow, too.

But holy crap!

Heey I finally dug u up on Frederator! Cant wait to see Moobeard, it’s looking great!! Good luck!