Ungus is an angry young… thing.
I’ll be going back into the studio tomorrow morning to record some extra Ungus the Unpleasant lines to be heard in the background while he’s offscreen. Here’s what I’ve decided to yell:
- You odious, inscolent exuse for a festering pile of echidna doo-doo!
- I disagree significantly with your ideals, dumb-head!
- I wield a club, which requires a great deal of skill! I carved it myself using a tree stump and a hamster!
- Despite the fact that I have only one eye, thus limiting my depth perception, these ear-horn-things on my head give me a hightened sense of beating the crud out of you!
- I actually stand in this same spot all day and swing the club around, which accounts for my large, muscular arms, yet useless and tiny legs!
- Most things make me terribly angry, but nothing angers me than seafaring livestock, which seems to run rampant in this area!
- My friend the flaming chicken told me of you! I hang around him because he smells excellent! This, however, does not keep my intense crankiness at bay! GRRR!
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On January 26th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Haha funny lines lol :). When u posting some of the pencil test ?
On January 26th, 2006 at 12:00 am
I’m not sure. I’ve been too busy pitching and looking for work lately to tend to the blog properly.
On January 26th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Its ok Kyle, I understand. Im gonna be looking forward to em
On January 26th, 2006 at 12:00 am
I actually think Ungus should have a spin-off! And how do you come up with these ridiculous but gut-splittingly funny lines???
On January 26th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Oh! And I’m glad you’re keeping up with the blog- as the first to be green-lit for the new Oh yeah! series, you’re setting a great example!
On January 31st, 2006 at 12:00 am
- Cower in fear, you cud-chewing, lactose-secreting, calcium-fortified macontent! You smell of onion grass!
- Ungus has plans for your demise! Plans that involve tar, feathers, pancake batter, and a sock puppet interrogator I call Ungy Jr.
-My rage is like a teapot, short and stout!
-If I had a middle finger, you would be the first to feel the scorn of having it displayed!
-From the moistest regions of my labrynthine bowels, I cry out, be gone!
- Ungus’s ceaseless barage of synonymous insults will continue unabated, for I have a thesaurus!
On January 31st, 2006 at 12:00 am
I definitely like the third line. =)
On February 1st, 2006 at 12:00 am
Ungus is my favorite. Someday he’ll be in a high-caffeine soda commercial.
On February 2nd, 2006 at 12:00 am
These are all genius.
I can’t wait for the short!
On March 18th, 2006 at 12:00 am
I want an Ungus tee shirt!