Ungus is an angry young… thing.
I’ll be going back into the studio tomorrow morning to record some extra Ungus the Unpleasant lines to be heard in the background while he’s offscreen. Here’s what I’ve decided to yell:
- You odious, inscolent exuse for a festering pile of echidna doo-doo!
- I disagree significantly with your ideals, dumb-head!
- I wield a club, which requires a great deal of skill! I carved it myself using a tree stump and a hamster!
- Despite the fact that I have only one eye, thus limiting my depth perception, these ear-horn-things on my head give me a hightened sense of beating the crud out of you!
- I actually stand in this same spot all day and swing the club around, which accounts for my large, muscular arms, yet useless and tiny legs!
- Most things make me terribly angry, but nothing angers me than seafaring livestock, which seems to run rampant in this area!
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