6 Monsters

Roy –the big guy– is a man of few words.

He doesn’t intentionally scare you – in fact, he’s always a little surprised to find out he has caused alarm, The ground shakes a little when he moves and he is often perplexed by the source of the noise he makes. (Boom! Boom! Boom! The walls echo as he crosses the room. He stops, listens. A long beat. “You hear that?” he asks.) He apologizes quickly, with a word or two, when he knocks something over. (“Oops. My fault. Sorry.”) It’s just a factor of his size, nothing more.

He is an eager but awkward dancer, loves to draw despite his complete lack of artistic ability, and is often caught singing tunelessly to himself or rehearsing in monotone dramatic parts no one will ever cast him to play.

Like Frankenstein’s original monster, he is a music lover. Beautiful music will almost bring him to tears. So will annoyingly horrible music. Because he has no taste.

WHAT HE WANTS: to be recognized for his creative talents.

–Fred & Alan