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Vote Jeaux Janovsky CH.Fred’s “Cartoonist of the Year” ‘06!

December 21st, 2006

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At a press conference earlier today, Jeaux Janovsky officially announced his unexpected Candidancy for the Channel Frederator 2006 “Cartoonist of the Year” high profile title & position.
When asked why he decided to attempt, possibly his most ambitious (some would claim “stupid”) publicity stunt to date, and why he decided to run in the first place, Senamator (a combination of the words Senator and Animator) Janovsky retorted, “ I don’t see anyone else here running for the Title! Do John K ., John Lasseter, Bill Plympton or Craig McCracken have a campaign team?!?! NO!!! I do! They have been working non-stop, sometimes days on end with no sleep, just to make sure that the American People know my name, my face, and more importantly, my drawing style! I got the Golden Pencil B*tches and I’m going for the Gold! The Court is in my Ball Now!!!”
Then he started Talking Crazy about the attributes of the Cintiq, Cartoon Brew, and that Oswald the Lucky Rabbit was his creation and that Disney better give it back.
So there you have it.
Wild publicity stunt or the Crazy ramblings of an idiot savant Animator?
You, the American Public, shall Decide!
Voting is simple. All you need to do is leave a comment for Jeaux on his posting in his Lunch Break Blog. Yay or Nay and your reason for that vote.
Don’t forget to put the year in the specified section, otherwise your vote will not count.
We wouldn’t want to deal with another one of those annoying Re-Counts again, would we?
Happy Voting People, and as always: Jeaux reminds us all to “Spread The Fred” and he thanks you for your Support!
Sincerely,
- The Jeaux “Cartoonist of the Year” Janovsky Official Campaign Team 2006

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Just so you know, Mr Janovsky, in light of the Miss USA imbroglio, Channel Frederator will be extra cautious with its selection. God forbid Cartoonist of the Year be spied drinking in a Manhattan bar and canoodling with Miss Teen USA. Really, Jeaux, is that something you’re willing to give up for a year?

 

I have been BORN READY to give all that deviant cr*p up Eric. Besides, I don’t believe in or endorse Premarital sex with or without teenage minors. Or for that matter, Old Prospectors & some coal miners.
-JX!

 

Sure!? I say Yay! It was a tuff decision though between You, U or Yew. So I went with Yew. Good Luck and stuff.

 

Oh what the hell, it was your eloquent words that bailed me out of that sketchy situation down in Chiapas when the animation mafia had it in for me, this is the least I could do.
Yes.

 

Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh Yes! So Sexy!
Yes!
I Vote Jeaux!
Yay!

 

There, I voted for J to the mutha’ effin’ X (AKA Jeaux). Where’s my money?

 

i knew boyo before all’y'all, and did you know you’re voting for a paranoid android? betcha didn’t.
i cast my vote…yay!
go jeaux!

 

You got my Vote JX!!!

 

You got my vote!

 

Am I too late to vote? It’s only May 2007. If so, then I vote for Jeaux in 2007.

 
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