Lunch Break

Ahoy Mateys!
This be yer Cap’n Jeaux Janovsky speaking, wanting to let ye know I didn’t want to be leavin’ ye with nothin’ to do on yer cursed Lunch Break. I done took the liberty o’ taking a break from workin’ on the Fredex project, to get something in front o’ yer bloodshot pupils.

This young, ruff and tuff lass is none other than Nappy-Head Rhonda! How she get’s that blasted bandanna round her thick, poofy, sea-mist plastered orange hair is beyond me bucko! Aye, but she has a beautiful smile… but don’t let it fool ye… she’ll rough you up something good in the face if you make fun of her! You should see the last poor kid she hospitalized after he called her Napoleon Dynamite!
(insert Lightning Crack here!)

This here be Barnacle Billy! When Billy was hatched out of the incubator capsule, the scientists working on the Peg Leg Orphanage Project let out gasps of terror so loud, you could hear it ringin’ outside the underwater laboratory and out across the 7 seas! The poor wee lad was covered head to toe in crusty barnacles! Despite his hideousness and horrible stench, Barnacle Billy is a happy camper, and one of me favorite of the new batch of Mutant Pirate Babies!
I’ll be leavin’ ye now with a few quotes from a few more GPK hall o’ famers!
“My head has been far, far away from GPK…pretty much a distant memory, but I can appreciate what you are up to. It all looks pretty creative and exciting. Keep up the good work.”- James Warhola
(Yes, he is related to THAT Warhol!)
“They have the potential of translating well into trading cards, greeting cards, editorial illustration or even children’s books. If you haven’t done it already, make sure that your characters are copyrighted!”- Layron DeJarnette
(CHECK-MARKED!)
These 2 cuddly Scallywags are still available for some tender loving care! (Not the artists, although ye really should go check out their sites! I be meanin’ the Mutant Pirate Babies!)
Let me know iffin’ yer interested in adopting them!
-JX!