Flavio Invention #1319- The Sniffle Stopper
January 31st, 2007
Got a nasty cold? Driving your friends crazy with your sniffling?
Never fear! The Sniffle Stopper is here!
Just place the convenient plugs into your runny nose and viola’
No more sniffles. Excess snot runs into the dishwasher safe receptical.
Be the envy of your friends!
You NEED the Sniffle Stopper today!
Only from Flaviothon Industries
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On January 31st, 2007 at 12:00 am
I bet you’d sell more of those things if the receptacle wasn’t see-through.
On February 1st, 2007 at 12:00 am
But then it wouldn’t be as gross! LOL!
On February 1st, 2007 at 12:00 am
Puts Kleenex out of business and no more embarrassing streaks on your sleeves!
On February 1st, 2007 at 12:00 am
Anda no more embarrassing times whena you wipea you nose and then shake you bosses’ hand!
On February 2nd, 2007 at 12:00 am
Yeah that’s not so good.
I think I found an invention you would like.
http://www.breathrx.com/about/breakthrough.php
On February 2nd, 2007 at 12:00 am
What?! I gotta the bad breath?!? =:>(
On February 2nd, 2007 at 12:00 am
lol, no no, but its a good invention for the boss man don’t you think?
On February 2nd, 2007 at 12:00 am
Ho YES! He gotta the terrible stinky breath! Like a burned onion wrapped in a gym sock! I gonna buy some now and put it in his coffee! You a Gooda Guy Tak!
On February 3rd, 2007 at 12:00 am
Haha, now THERE’S an image. The tongue scraper makes an excellent stocking stuffer..
On February 5th, 2007 at 12:00 am
Uh… would I be out of line to say that at first I really thought this was a dumb idea, but then I realized - Its snot.
HAHA!
Ehm. I like the see through container - lets me know when its time to, er…rinse.
On February 5th, 2007 at 12:00 am
Plus then you can tell if you really sick or not! Iffa it glow bright green an it all chunky? Ho boy! You sick as a goat! If it just browny and runny? You gonna be Hoooookay!