Flavio Invention # 2219-The Retractable Frisbee
October 4th, 2006
Friendless?
Tired of retrieving your frisbee at the park yourself?
Well no more!
Get the new Retractable Frisbee and reel yourself to happiness!
Who want to fetch anyway?
Comes with Frisbee, frisbee reel and 1000 feet of nylon cord!
Only from Flaviothon Industries!
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On October 5th, 2006 at 12:00 am
That would so hurt if it hit you in the goat nuts.
-JX!
On October 5th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Naaaaaaaaaah!
On October 5th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Hey again, Flavio!
A few more questions for ya:
1. Age?
2. Other than your family, have you seen any other goats?
3. Do you go swimming often?
On October 5th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Ciao LH! More questions yes? Hokay then. 1.) Lesse I am 18 and 3/4 old. 2.) Sure lotsa goats live in Jersey City! We forward thinking melting pot! Butta my best friends are notta goats. One is a lion, my freind Mr. frank and the other is my friend Neighbor Ben anna he’s a bear. 3.) Do I swim a lot? Hmmm, wella I go down to the Jersey Shore every summer for two weeks to Seaside Heights witha my family butta that’s the only time I swim. It getta cold in the winter here. One time me an Neighbor Ben, we want to swim inna winter-time so I seal up my apartment anna set off the sprinklers butta my Poppa he no likea that.
On October 5th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Milo, YOU have no friends! You could use one of these! HAHAHA! Just kidding!
On October 6th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Watch it Harkins or I’ll give you a “Drive By Spitting!”
On October 5th, 2006 at 12:00 am
This is actually a great idea Mike. I mean I guess it could spring back at you but if it’s just a slow reel in your goat jewels will be fine.
On October 6th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Gotta watch the Goat Jewels for sure!
On October 6th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Hey again, Flavio! Care for more Q’s?
1) What was your weight the last time you checked?
2) Thickness of your fur?
3) You wear anything other than that shirt and pants?
On October 6th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Hokay so lesse you wanna know the more things. Sure! Hokay! Here we go! 1.) I about 140 lbs. soaking wet and 160 lbs. after my Mama’s Sunday Night Dinner. She usually cooka the Macaroni witha the gravy and some meataballs and raisins. 2.) Thickness of my fur depends on which area youra askin’ LH! 3.)I more like Albert Einstien, I gotta the many outfits that looka the same. Itsa easier to do thatta way, I no worry about being the “Fashion Plate” butta I do have a few other clothes I wear. Anna many different colored underwears. I “Inside Fashionable” anna not “Outside Fashionable”! =;>D
On October 6th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Flavio, about the thickness of your fur, give me the thickness of every area where you have fur (Not including “there”)
On October 6th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Hey, is this “ask Flavio?” Hey Flavio, what’s your favorite movie? The Goatfather? Ahahha! I killa myself.
On October 8th, 2006 at 12:00 am
LOL! Thassa good one! Waita one second. I don’t get it…