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Flavio Invention # 2136 The Ice Scooter

October 1st, 2006

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Throw away those boring ol’ average skates!
Here comes The Ice Scooter!
Amazing!
Fun!
Unique!

Buy one now!

Only from Flaviothon Industries

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Very awesome invention! Very my show “Ace & Aqua” Aqua has an ice board so you can snowboard on ice.. don’t tell anyone but its the same thing as a snowboard ;-) Lookin forward for more inventions!

 

Sounds cool Stephen! Flavio says thanks too!

 

Unique and amazing, as usual, Mike!

I don’t know why, but it just looks strange that Flavio’s hand-hooves and foot-hooves are bare. I thought there were nerves that feel cold in hooves too.

 

What I ment was, wouldn’t Flavio feel cold since his hooves are bare?

 

Thassa true for the wussy goats butta I a Jersey City goat! I gotta no nerves of cold, I gotta the nerves of Steel! My hooves, they like shoes, like my ancestors who live in the Italian Swiss Alps.

 

Oh, really, Flavio? Glad to see you have one.

Mind if I ask you a few questions?

1. Height?
2. Where do you live?
3. What species would you like to be if you weren’t a goat?
4. Work out much?

 

Sure, I answer the questions forra you! Lesse, 1.) I about 5 foot 5 unless I wearing my special elevator shoes thatta makea me 6 feet tall for to kissa the tall ladies =;>D 2.)I live in Jersey City, NJ… in a little brownstone witha my mama, Carmella anna my poppa Giovanni. 3.)Hmmm, I think iffa I gotta be something other than a goat (although there’s nothing better) I woulda be a lion likea my pal Mr. Frank. he’s a gooda guy! 4.) Nope I never work out…I nice and skinny now. My momma says I need to fatten up tho! She makea eatta the linguini!

 

No I always the skinny guy. Well, I not ’skinny, I ‘wiry’! Big difference!

 

You were fat before?

 

No I always the skinny guy. Well, I not ’skinny, I ‘wiry’! Big difference!

 
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