Flavio Invention #3222-Glowkeys
September 10th, 2006
Ever fumbled for your keys in the night trying to get into your apartment?
Not too easy huh?
Well NO MORE!
Try the new GlowKey!
Emits a lighted radius of 2 feet!
Available wherever keys are cut!
only from Flaviothon Industries
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On September 10th, 2006 at 12:00 am
FLAVIO THIS IS A PERFECT INVENTION!!! EVERYONE COULD USE A GLOW KEY!!
On September 10th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Thanks Stephen! You onna tippy-top of the Good Guy List!
On September 10th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Dat’s brilliant!!
I’m not gonna find out 4 years from now that u are using some kinda radioactive-I’ll-grow-a-sixth-finger kinda concoction on these things, am I?
If not, I’ll take 200. What?? I like keys…
On September 10th, 2006 at 12:00 am
You insult Flavio!I gonna cry you think of me like that Cubesteak…I an honest Business Goat! You hands? They safe with me! Butta I not responsible forra whereyou putthem…Because I a gooda guy, I charge 200 units to your account!
On September 14th, 2006 at 12:00 am
So is it made of firefly butts?
On October 17th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Uh… no.