Flavio Invention # 1367-The Tear Sucker
August 17th, 2006
Get rid of your balled up tissues wads from all that emotional crying and difficult “soul searching” you’ve been doing!
Feel special with the new “Tear Sucker”
Each individually wrapped, five-ply (patent-pending) special material is so wonderfully absorbant it sucks the tear right from your eye! And if that isn’t enough a tiny vacuum built inside will suck out even those ‘hard-to-reach’ tears!
Can hold up to 5 gallons of pure tears.
C’mon! Admit it!
You NEED these!
Only from Flaviothon Industries
Note: We are not responsible for eyeballs sucked out of head. Not that it’s happened yet but it’s not our fault if it does.
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On August 23rd, 2006 at 12:00 am
I need one of those!