Channel Frederator Exclusive Peek at the REAL CLOVERFIELD Monster! 01-18-08
January 17th, 2008
Yesterday, we received an odd package in an unmarked manila folder at the Channel Frederator offices. I opened it up and it was a japanese bootleg of some movie called Cloverfields. Have you guys heard of it?
Anyhow, there was all this mumbo jumbo about bad robots and slushies and very detailed instructions for us NOT to show the pic of the terrifying monster in it to ANYONE. So naturally, we went ahead and decided to share with you!
Here is the “real” monster in Cloverfield.
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On January 17th, 2008 at 12:00 am
Hello my baby, hello my honey…
On January 20th, 2008 at 12:00 am
Here’s what ol’ Michigan Frog sang, to cause all that destruction:
“Dubba-Dubba-Dubba-Dubba….”
Deliciously smacking his lips & rubbing his finger-joints (like “Dr. Praetorious” on Universal’s “Bride of Frankenstein”), he might’ve also shown his vick-tihmmzz a running marathon of EV-ery sitcom which the WB Network quickly cancelled; from “Muscle” to “Happy Hour.”
Incidentally—and speaking of the WB from 1990s—those “Road Rovers” r-e-m-a-i-n my VERY favorite, Time Warner characters…to this very day. Scott Shaw’s “Capt. Carrot & His Amazing Zoo Crew!” (DC Comics, 1981-’83)
and “Freakazoid!” are both tied for 2nd place. But!–I’d still LOVE to lecture Tom Ruegger (wherever h-e is, nowadays), for having watered-down those Road Rovers into just another “serious-drama for the A-plot, with dialogue-jokes for the B-plot….” For having betrayed us fans, in other words!
Peace!/Ephesians 2: 8-10