Channel Frederator Blog

This episode, #99, Channel Frederator takes your young, fragile, impressionable mind and sits you down to chat with you all about the Birds, the Bees, and a little something called Immanculate Conception.
Let me tell you, from firsthand experience: It ain’t that pretty.
You got bees, stingers, their knees, beaks and wings flying all over the place until BAM! A small magical elf baby appears.
And as you cradle it close, it opens it’s honey covered eyes to stare at you for the very first time, it’s pointy magical elf ears perk up and it giggles at you condescendingly.

It’s a beautiful, yet terrifying, thing people.

—The Coffee Bird, submitted by Bryan Brinkman
Fan Favorite Bryan Brinkman returns to Channel Frederator and teaches us about the Birds. Not in an Alfred Hitchcockian sense, but more like a subtle, quiet mid 1960s breezy Byrds tune.

—14th Dimension ER - Immanculate Conception, Part I, submitted by The Nursery
The Nursery offers us a great humorous short, reminiscent of Richard Elfman’s The Forbidden Zone and MK-12’s Terrible Cosmic Death mixed with a dash of Salvidor Dali strangeness.
THIS WAS COOL.

—Bees, Lots of Bees, submitted by David Seezen
We actually wanted to show this short the other day, but for some reason the file didn’t work for us. I should’ve realized something was whack with the cosmic beehive when I was on the subway, on my way to work, and noticed the Freelancer’s Union poster had a beehive on it with a swarm of bees flying around. I hopped on my 2nd transfer subway car and noticed a poster for the new show, Pushing Daisies. It had a gigantic bee on the flower in that ad. I looked down to my Mister Rogers cardigan sweater I was wearing and noticed the cute little bee patch my girlfriend stitched on for me, emblazoned on my chest. I knew it was gonna be one of those off days. Thanks for submitting David!

—14th Dimension ER - Immanculate Conception, Part 2, submitted by The Nursery
THIS WAS ALSO COOL. Like, REALLY COOL DUDES!

Don’t forget about the 100th episode coming out next time. Same Fred Time, Same Fred Channel.
You won’t wanna miss it!
-Jeaux Janovsky, The Barry White of Cartoon Love Advice