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Bronk & Bongo

Worst Tattoo ever!

October 2nd, 2006

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Yes, it’s true. Alan’s daughter, LILY, is such a devout fan of BRONK and BONGO and such a staunch supporter of everything her father does that she saved up her lunch money and got this lovely tattoo of BONGO permanently affixed to her lovely 8 year old arm.

Lily, I sincerely hope that BRONK and BONGO enjoy a long and healthy career as cartoon characters and end up becoming enduring American Pop icons that never do anything to cause you embarrassment or you will have ruined your arm for life. Take it from me. I still regret getting that OJ SIMPSON tattoo.

Still, this isn’t the worst thing you could deface your flesh with. In fact it’s hard to top any of THESE poor choices. And for those of you who don’t get it…click on the word THESE to see what I’m talking about.

Seriously, what was that woman with the GOLDEN PALACE tattoo on her forehead thinking? I mean come on. It should have said FREDERATOR like mine does.

Bloggingly yours, Alan and Manny

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words can’t describe the Golden Palace stunt. I think you should send in a character sheet to Miami ink…You never know! Publicity couldn’t hurt. I mean, remember how popular the tazmanian devil tatoo was?

eek!

 

I’ve been trying to decide for years on a tatoo that would stand the test of time, and I think I’ve finally been inspired.

 

The Golden Palace thing? Wow. Just….wow. And she only got $10,000? Ouch.

 

Is that really Lily’s arm? She must be working out.

 
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