WORST JOB EVER!
Bronk and Bongo have done it all. Had every job under the sun! But which one has been the worst you ask? Is it the time they started their own artificial insemination program? Who knew Sperm whales have nothing to do with sperm? Or was it the time they made that nun mad when they drank all of the holy water and mistook the Popes hat for a hydrant? Or maybe it was the time when they took those rabid chipmunks and …ooh…almost forgot I can’t talk about that, darn restraining order.
Well, none of those jobs compared to how lousy a time they had as Presidential speech writers. I mean there was nothing they didn’t write that couldn’t not make this guy not sound smartish. This happened to be the only job Bronk and Bongo weren’t fired from by the way. They voluntarily quit!
Worst of all, they didn’t get any credit for all of his “so called “BUSH-isms”. Brilliant verbal gems like, “You work hard to put food on your family.” That was them! “I know that human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully.” That was them too!
To this day the boys are still a little bitter about it all.
Click here to hear some of their finest work in action!
What’s been some of your worst jobs? And do you know if they’re hiring?
Bloggingly yours, Alan and Manny.
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On May 24th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Holy human-animal-hybrids, Batman! I knew that was them.
On May 24th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Had to copy edit the novelization of the Super Mario Brothers movie.
Not as bad as working in the sewers or REAL punishing jobs, but it was pretty freakin’ painful.
On May 24th, 2006 at 12:00 am
This explains much. Did they help Dan Quayle with his spelling as well?
On May 24th, 2006 at 12:00 am
hey, I work long hard hours to put food on my family. its the hardest job i’ve ever done!
On May 24th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Sounds like they were really only taking dictation straight from the horse’s mouth. I can’t put the blame on those lovable scamps. Stop covering up for W!
On May 24th, 2006 at 12:00 am
I keep expecting his face to fall off and reveal an escaped WESTWORLD robot. Albeit the dumbest one.
On May 24th, 2006 at 12:00 am
I worked at an Entenmens factory and just like Lucy, I couldn’t stop the flow of the conveyor belt and next thing you know I was buried under delicious Coffee cakes with no coffee in sight!
On May 24th, 2006 at 12:00 am
I worked at an Entenmens factory and just like Lucy, I couldn’t stop the flow of the conveyor belt and next thing you know I was buried under delicious Coffee cakes with no coffee in sight!
On May 24th, 2006 at 12:00 am
I worked at a frame shop and had to “tastefully” help cross-stitching ninnies match too-big gingham-print matts with silly frilly faux-antiquey frames. Can you tell I hated my job?
On May 24th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Well, I had a boss that was not an artist but he ran the art department. I think he had a background in business. I guess it didn’t make sense to promote someone who actually knows about what the departtment does. Should this have gone in yesterdays boss post? This guy was a total JERRY if I ever saw one.
On May 24th, 2006 at 12:00 am
One summer I had a job at a golf course. They were very proud of their massive flower beds so asked me to spend a week on my hands and knees pulling all the weeds out. It was a very sweaty, back stiffening, insect filled experience. My boss, the master gardener (sic) then never got around to spraying to prevent weeds, which meant one week later all the weeds were back. This pattern has been repeated metaphorically with almost every boss I’ve had since.
On May 24th, 2006 at 12:00 am
Cutting Manny’s hair. It’s EVERYWHERE!!! The guy is a freakin’ wookie.
On May 25th, 2006 at 12:00 am
“sigh” it’s true…..Rhoooooaroooooroorooouh…..